USians, need a simple way to preserve your sanity during Trump 2.0?
Writer Jeff Tiedrich has you covered:

"Here’s a fun thing you can do to make current events a little more tolerable: every time Donny boasts about one of his imaginary accomplishments, just add ‘in my pants’ to the end of it.

I have a golden hockey stick. in my pants.

I stopped eight wars. in my pants.

I won the peace prize. in my pants.

I won the 2020 election. in my pants.

I have an army. in my pants.

I have a Board of Peace. in my pants."

I lowered the price of gas. in my pants.
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/neediest-dipshit-ever-gets-nobel

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The Nobel committee would never denigrate the award by giving it to child rapist Hitler.

Trump ramps up his campaign for the Nobel Prize, hoping to cement a legacy as a 'peacemaker'
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-ramps-campaign-nobel-peace-prize-ahead-putin-meeting-rcna224554

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