#USA #Idaho #ThisIsAmericaNow
Cover Up Your Truck Nuts

Idaho is banning America's favorite auto accessory, but we found a workaround.#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens #TruckNuts #StephenColbert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJeMEzC7M0o

Many people dislike the seemingly ever-larger number of ever-larger pickup trucks on the roads in North America these days.

It's not your imagination. The population of these trucks is increasing beyond the ability of their environment to support them. The reason?

Too many people are failing to neuter their trucks. You can see intact trucks moving around the cities daily.

Be a good citizen. If you see an intact super-truck, neuter it yourself! It only takes a moment. Also the owner, if you can find them.

#USA #truck #pickup #huge #HugeTrucks #neuter #compensating #SDE #Canada #neuter #TruckNutz #TruckNuts #compensation #cyclist #pedestrian #roadkill

‘Sovereign citizen’ gets surprising results in court

John Miller was sentenced at the Johnstown District Court Monday morning. When asked about his reaction to the sentence, Miller said, “I was definitely not expecting this. I’m considering all my options, including applying for citizenship.”

Miller’s troubles started when he was pulled over by Officer Lucy Hill for having driven through a stop sign. Brian Kemp, spokesperson for the Johnstown Police Department, explains, “Officer Hill was immediately clued to the strangeness of the situation by the fact that Miller’s truck had no license plate, and had huge truck nuts hanging from the back. She deduced from this that the truck was male.”

Kemp continues, “When she congratulated Miller on the truck nuts, and asked for his driver’s license, Miller declared that he did not have a license, because he is not a citizen of the United States.” Miller’s declaration was his own undoing.

The Honorable Judge Julie Moon asked Miller for his birth certificate or anything providing that he was a US citizen. Miller refused to provide the evidence, still claiming to be a “sovereign citizen,” not bound by US law. Consequently, Judge Moon found that Miller was a foreign national, illegally present in the United States, and ordered him deported to Mexico.

Authorities in Mexico are already planing to deport Miller to Brazil, since he is not a Mexican national either.

#AutisticWriters #court #satire #SovereignCitizen #TheDailyIsotope #truck #TruckNuts

https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2024/10/11/sovereign-citizen-gets-surprising-results-in-court/

In my younger years, I developed the hypothesis that drivers with modded trucks of this sort -- the lift kit, the oversized tires, etc -- were bravely demonstrating to the public their need to overcompensate for … something.

The whole chrome #TruckNuts fad might have been purely ironic but apparently they now come in 'au naturel'?

This seems less ironic somehow. 🤔🙄😂

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I got a very interesting (and mildly disturbing) ask post about Astartes' nut size.

So I gave the old Chaos Contemptor Dreadnought Diomat some impressive trucknuts, because I will always chose violence.

Using my gifts for evil - since forever!

#Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #EmperorsChildren #Dreadnought #Trucknuts #Warhammer40k #TheConsortium