£200m Royal yacht but no money for school meals? #toryvalues

#thenastyparty #toryvalues New upskirting law blocked by Tory MP -

“Troll gambling is even simpler than Australian gambling. One of the most popular games is One Up, which consists of throwing a coin in the air and betting on whether it will come down again.”
Terry Pratchett; Soul Music
#Discworld #ToryInsiderTrading #BetGate #ToryValues

“Younger assassins, who are usually very poor, have very clear ideas about the morality of wealth until they become older assassins, who are usually very rich, when they begin to take the view that injustice has its good points.”
Terry Pratchett; Pyramids
#DiscWorld #ToryValues #RwandaPolicy #FascistRacists #BuyingTheVote

“Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot one, and there’ll be another one along in a minute.”
Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies
#DiscWorld #Jenrick #ECHR #HumanRights #ToryValues #ToryFascistDictatorship

“I wonder... am I really a bastard or am I just really good at thinking like one?”
Terry Pratchett; Making Money
#DiscWorld #JeremyCHunt #ToryValues #TargetTheVulnerable #FeedTheWealthy

“It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and Acme Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long.”
Terry Pratchett; Soul Music
#DiscWorld #HMRC #PunishThePoor #ToriesProtectingTheWealthy #ToryValues #ToryDivision

“So many crimes are solved by a happy accident—by the random stopping of a car, by an overhead remark, by someone of the right nationality happening to be within five miles of the scene of the crime without an alibi…”
Terry Pratchett; Men at Arms
#DiscWorld #DeathPenalty #DeadInnocent #ToryValues #ToryFascists

Bob Seely MP is to propose a Private Member’s Bill to strip H&M of their royal titles. How about a PMB to renationalise energy companies so they can be run in the national interest and people can be prevented from freezing to death? Enough of the populist nonsense. Catch yourself on Mr Seely. #ToryPriorities #ToryValues