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#BeAdvised that #TomorrowsBreakfast will comprise #EggsBenedict for #NoParticularReason; #IT's #TotallySuitableForVegetarians, #Particularly #IF "they" like #Salmon...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas...

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