#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
#BeAdvised that #TomorrowsBreakfast will comprise #EggsBenedict for #NoParticularReason; #IT's #TotallySuitableForVegetarians, #Particularly #IF "they" like #Salmon...
#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas...
๐งโ๏ธ๐ค
๐คโ๏ธ๐ง | ๐ฅโ๐ฆน๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฆน๐ฅ
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
#Nope... These are not #ChristmasMincePies; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
These are #Nopevember #MincePies; #MadeWithPastry...
#AllPastryIsGoodPastry | #RedBeanBearSaysSo
๐งโ๏ธ๐ค๐บ๐คโ๏ธ๐ง | ๐๐ฆน๐ฅงโ๐ปโ๐ฅงโ๐ฆน๐
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #ChristmasIsStillBullcrap; but, we get to #EatCheesecake...
#IF you're #NotSure what an #ArmagnacAndWhiteChocolateCheesecake #LooksLike; well, #IT #LooksLike... #This...
๐งโ๏ธ๐ค๐บ๐คโ๏ธ๐ง | ๐ฅฎโ๐ฆน๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆน๐ฅฎโ
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #IT's #NotNews; because #Reasons and because #ChristmasIsBullcrap, with the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast presented by #RedBeanBear...
We're #Fine for #Biscuits and #Diesel... And, #ChristmasChocolates... #ChristmasIsStillBullcrap, though...
๐ง๐ค๐บ๐ค๐ง | ๐ชโ๐ ๐ฆน๐ฆ๐ฆน๐ ๐ชโ
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #ChristmasIsBullcrap; #RedBeanBearSaysSo...
Also, #DontForget; the #USArmedForces are #ActivelyRecruiting...
And, #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
๐งโ๏ธ๐ค๐บ๐คโ๏ธ๐ง | 
โ๐ฆน
โ๐ปโโ๐ฆน
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #NoSurprises... #ChristmasIsBullcrap #NotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy's #ChrimblePresent is on its way...
#SantaCanFuckOff unless he/she/they #BringMe #MyFormerSovietHydrofoil...
#IT's #Still #OnTheList for #Santa...
๐ง๐ชโ๐ค๐บ๐ค๐ชโโ๐ง | ๐๐ฆน๐ช๐ฆโโ๐ช๐ฆน๐
PSiReN-X 