"Good god! You know what this means, right? This man is living in a toaster strudel."

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"11 Discontinued Toaster Strudel Flavors We're Not Getting Back"

So that you don't have to read the article:

1. Snot

2. Yellow

3. Cloud

4. Earwax

5. Turnip

6. Jealousy

7. Skunk

8. Unknown

9. 15932834

10. Cat

11. Snowplow

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11 Discontinued Toaster Strudel Flavors We're Not Getting Back - Mashed

From Trix to Danish, Pillsbury Toaster Strudels have arrived in many flavors, but not all of these have been fortunate enough to stand the test of time.

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