Mastodawn

The tales of bullshit Whiskey Pete likes to puke up at the podium. 😄
#USpol
#IranWar
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
#Kegsbreath

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/WeYMlVYQW4E

What in the weird propaganda is this? #politicalcomedy #petehegseth #politicalsatire #comedy

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Dan

Sep 26, 2025

#xtians don't know that all the decent xtians have been raptured already?
#ThingsThatNeverHappened

Peter H Aug 15, 2025

LinkedIn tarjoaa tänään kuusivuotiasta tulevaa viestintäkonsulttia joka on ohjeistanut äitiään olemaan ystävällisempi asiakastilanteessa kun oli ärsyttänyt joku liittymämyyjä tms. #thingsthatneverhappened tai sit olen vaan kyyninen. 800 on tykännyt...

Amanda Hugankiss Aug 22, 2024

The election stolen from Trump, and other #ThingsThatNeverHappened

BenderIsGreat34 Mar 13, 2024

coming back into the house, pulling the respirator off my face: "There goes our salvage"

wife: "Aliens reference?"

#thingsthatneverhappened

Mittens McSmithers Jul 19, 2023

While I'm sure there are plenty of things for which I should be grateful, I'm gonna go ahead and put the lack of murder hornets everyone was talking about at the top of my list.

Murder hornets would have sucked big time...

#Grateful #MurderHornets #ThingsThatNeverHappened