Dan, the US is the threat!Sep 26, 2025
#xtians don't know that all the decent xtians have been raptured already?
#ThingsThatNeverHappened
Peter HAug 15, 2025
LinkedIn tarjoaa tänään kuusivuotiasta tulevaa viestintäkonsulttia joka on ohjeistanut äitiään olemaan ystävällisempi asiakastilanteessa kun oli ärsyttänyt joku liittymämyyjä tms. #thingsthatneverhappened tai sit olen vaan kyyninen. 800 on tykännyt...
Amanda HugankissAug 22, 2024
The election stolen from Trump, and other #ThingsThatNeverHappened
BenderIsGreat34Mar 13, 2024

coming back into the house, pulling the respirator off my face: "There goes our salvage"

wife: "Aliens reference?"

#thingsthatneverhappened

Mittens McSmithersJul 19, 2023

While I'm sure there are plenty of things for which I should be grateful, I'm gonna go ahead and put the lack of murder hornets everyone was talking about at the top of my list.

Murder hornets would have sucked big time...

#Grateful #MurderHornets #ThingsThatNeverHappened