🚨 Breaking News: Chickens require gender reassignment therapy before they're 🥚worthy! Apparently, consumers can now "vote with their wallets" - as if anyone needed another reason to buy eggs besides being hungry! 🤔🐔 Embrace this tech marvel and get a side of smug with your breakfast. 🍳😂
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