River Thames Finally Gets Dream Job: Evicts Giant Wet Wipe Island

#WetWipeIsland #ThamesCleanup #EcoSatire #WipeOut #LondonLitter By: TheJestPress.com and Sponsored by: LONDON – In a dazzling display of British resourcefulness and a dash of international embarrassment, authorities have finally launched a mission to remove Britain’s biggest accidental tourist attraction: “Wet Wipe Island,” floating serenely (and occasionally oozing) in the River Thames. For years,…

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