🚨 In an ironic twist worthy of a dystopian sitcom, a Texas man faces 30 years in the clink for the heinous crime of giving out pamphlets 📚. Meanwhile, actual crimes remain unpunished because, hey, it's all about priorities, right? 😂🔍
https://freedom.press/issues/texas-man-sentenced-to-30-years-for-transporting-pamphlets/ #TexasMan #pamphletCrime #justiceSystem #irony #dystopianHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Texas man sentenced to 30 years for transporting pamphlets
Draconian sentence threatens journalists and news consumers
Freedom of the Press"Good Man with a Gun Department:"
Celebrity. Check.
Hunting. Check.
On his Texas ranch. Check.
Shoots himself in the stomach fiddling with his firearm. DING-DING-DING! NRA POSTER CHILD!
https://salinapost.com/posts/17fc33f5-eecb-45dd-bce3-58cf95f6365b#gunViolence #NRA #Guns #GunSafety #GoodManWithAGun #TexasMan #StupidCelebrities‘The Voice’ winner recovers at home after accidental shooting
Sundance Head
TYLER, Texas (AP) — Country singer Sundance Head, a winn
Salina Post
Texas Man, 60, Cops To Placing Store Antiques Inside His Rear End
A kilt-wearing Texas man today pleaded guilty to taking merchandise from antique stores and shoving the items up his rectum before returning them to display shelves.
Mitchell Vest, 60, copped to cri
The Smoking GunToday's #TexasMan story. Cops called it a random act (for now) but I am sure the asshole had a reason. WTF did the child ever do to him?
>Texas man beats 6-year-old neighbor with bat, leaving child unconscious https://nypost.com/2023/09/21/texas-man-daniel-logan-beats-6-year-old-neighbor-with-bat-leaving-child-unconscious/
#crime #TexasFriendly

Texas man beats 6-year-old neighbor with bat, leaving child unconscious
A 6-year-old Texas boy has been lying unconscious in a hospital bed for more than a week after his 39-year-old neighbor allegedly broke into his home and beat him with a baseball bat.
New York Post
'You Mexicans shouldn't be here': Man allegedly killed neighbor in fight over loud music
Lonnie Ray Holcombe was arrested for allegedly shooting and killing his neighbor after a fight over loud music being played following the victim's granddaughter's birthday party.
Law & CrimeToday's #TexasMan story. Fuck. Considering the child DID die, the charges they got seem awfully light.
Texas Dad Charged with Killing Infant Son Had ‘Extreme Anger Issues’ and Admitted ‘He Recently Strangled Two Dogs to Death’: Police https://lawandcrime.com/crime/texas-dad-charged-with-killing-infant-son-had-extreme-anger-issues-and-admitted-he-recently-strangled-two-dogs-to-death-police/

Texas Dad Charged with Killing Infant Son Had 'Extreme Anger Issues' and Admitted 'He Recently Strangled Two Dogs to Death': Police
Kameron Gammage and Leyla Grace Pierson were arrested in connection with the death of their infant son, who sustained multiple head injuries.
Law & Crime
Texas Man Who Admitted to Sexually Assaulting a Horse Gets Prison Time for Bestiality
A 25-year-old Texas man will spend a decade behind bars after he admitted to unlawful sexual conduct with a horse, local authorities say
Law & Crime
Texas man arrested after saying he’s going ‘human hunting,’ had guns, bulletproof vest, ammunition
A man in Laredo was arrested Thursday on terroristic threat charges after buying a firearm scope on social media and telling the seller he was going “human hunting.”
KSAT