> A Texas town hopes a new data center will pay to fix its cracked streets and leaking pipes https://www.texastribune.org/2026/05/29/texas-waco-lacy-lakeview-data-center-repairs/
Really? You guys think the data center will pay to fix your stuff?
LMAO. . . 😆
> Texas' Paxton could end up a disaster for Republicans https://chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/2026/05/28/trump-ken-paxton-john-cornyn-republicans-james-talarico-s-e-cupp
Dems will "spend their considerable capital painting Paxton as a corrupt and ethically challenged deadbeat who could be indicted in the future."
Things is Texan #GOP #PartyOfStupid couldn't care less about Paxton's "issues." And while polls and gamblers favor Talarico, his #RepublicanLite rival, well, this IS STILL Texas.
> Sex therapist who vowed to put ‘American Zionists’ into ‘castration’ centers loses Texas Democratic primary https://nypost.com/2026/05/26/us-news/sex-therapist-who-vowed-to-put-american-zionists-into-castration-centers-loses-texas-democratic-primary/
Maybe, just maybe hear me out, threatening to castrate certain people IS not the best campaign slogan. js.
Then again, this is Texas, odds are good the #useless #RepublicanLite will lose anyhow in November.
#TexasFriendly ✂️ 🔪
> Funny video shows escape artist kangaroo named Bingus give Texas cops a run for their money https://nypost.com/2026/05/27/us-news/escape-artist-kangaroo-named-bingus-gives-texas-cops-a-run-for-their-money/
FTA: "Remarkably, Monday’s episode wasn’t the first time a kangaroo had broken out of the wildlife center."
#SaveYouAClick: Prices have gone up to point average people can't afford it (and BBQ is "average" people food, or at least that is the image they cater), portions shrinking, and in end, a few will just go out of business.
> How Soaring Beef Prices Are Changing Texas Barbecue
https://www.newsweek.com/how-soaring-beef-prices-are-changing-texas-barbecue-11994470#Echobox=1779873758
Oh well. . . #YouGetWhatYouVoteFor
> Texas preschool teacher allegedly pointed gun at driver during road-rage confrontation https://nypost.com/2026/05/24/us-news/texas-preschool-teacher-allegedly-pointed-gun-at-driver-during-road-rage-confrontation/
Those #teachers sure are #TexasFriendly and don't fuck around.
In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. Amazing thing is despite her being such a good shot, he survived.
> Woman shoots boyfriend right 'between the eyes' and in the back of the neck after he told her 'to shoot him,' sheriff says https://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-shoots-boyfriend-right-between-the-eyes-and-in-the-back-of-the-neck-after-he-told-her-to-shoot-him-sheriff-says/
In today's #AssholeOfTheYear
> Texas man faces jailtime for gunning down bald eagle that landed in his tree https://nypost.com/2026/05/16/us-news/texas-man-faces-jailtime-for-killing-bald-eagle-that-landed-in-his-tree/
In the #BadEconomy, and sounds about right for Texas and its mighty, strong, independent electric grid that keeps getting less affordable (unless you are a data center).
> Texas leads nation in utility shutoffs as electric bills rise, federal report finds https://www.tpr.org/news/2026-05-03/texas-leads-nation-in-utility-shutoffs-as-electric-bills-rise-federal-report-finds
Texas leads the nation in utilities shutting off electricity and natural gas services to customers who can't afford their energy bills, according to a report released by the U.S. Energy Information Administration.
> High gas prices eating into Texans’ budgets, fueling inflation https://www.texastribune.org/2026/04/30/texas-gas-prices-increase/
Aww, their average gas price went up to $3.78. Cry me a river. Try $4.19 here, you whiny wusses.
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