Nobby Nobbs resolves to arrest Santa in the hopes of securing more alcohol. He doesn’t know it’s Death yet. The wizards have a Christmas party, until Death’s granddaughter turns up with the oh god. They brainstorm hangover remedies, and decide on all of them, including wow-wow sauce #hogfather #terrypatchett #hogswatch #discworld

And now Death is Santa because quote “someone has to do it”. He also has a granddaughter somehow, who has to be warned by a talking raven who can translate the Death of Rats but has a weird fixation with robins. #hogfather #terrypatchett #hogswatch