To sum it up: 🎄🎅🏻💀🧙‍♂️🐦‍⬛🐀🐖🎁🦷 #hogfather #terrypratchett #hogswatch #discworld

Well that’s the end of Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. Thoroughly enjoyable, especially good reading this time of the year. A solid 5/5 stars. Would recommend. #hogfather #terrypratchett #hogswatch #discworld

Mister Teatime fights Death. It doesn’t go well for him. Death buys a toy horse. Ridcully’s bathroom appears to be connected to the university organ somehow. The bathroom door is nailed shut again, but not too tightly, just in case. The AI develops an addiction to a fluffy teddy bear (FTB). Mister Teatime becomes useful in death. The beggars get some Christmas food leftovers from a posh restaurant that taste strangely familiar #hogfather #terrypratchett #hogswatch #discworld

Santa is saved by Susan. Death deals with the shadows who were apparently cheating. Mister Teatime is still at large. Susan is tired now. The Sun comes up. People need to believe in little lies as practice for the big ones, like justice or a competent government. That’s what Christmas is all about. #hogfather #terrypratchett #hogswatch #discworld

The oh god has a career change to impress the tooth fairy. Banjo becomes important, and gets a puppy. This shows the importance of reading. But Santa still needs to be saved, which is now a family mission. #hogfather #terrypratchett #hogswatch #discworld

The shadows figure out who to blame for their plan failing. Consensus is there’s no evidence against them. Death did not interfere, technically speaking. #hogfather #terrypratchett #hogswatch #discworld

Teeth have stopped Santa from existing, in a clever way. Mister Teatime learns not to pull hair. Death doesn’t always exist. The tooth fairy is the bogeyman. #hogfather #terrypratchett #hogswatch #discworld

Also important lesson learned: don’t sleep with your head under the pillow if your local tooth fairy is new to the job. They’re issued pliers for some reason. #hogfather #terrypratchett #hogswatch #discworld