@alice I have a scary-good sense of time. Like, I set a timer or an alarm, and pretty reliably when I go to check it thinking “that should be about done” there’s less than a minute left (seconds, if it was a shorter timer).

This even works in my sleep. I went to bed while my wife was at a show an hour away, woke up in the middle of the night, texted her to see if she’d be back soon, and she showed up 5 mins later. She makes fun of me for this. #TellAlice

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my fren and i were playing around with his forge on his terrace but the butane canister was acting silly so before we could stick the glass in the forge started spewing flames out the opening
i have a film of it somewhere
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@alice In 2010 I went with an organization to Togo, west Africa. We visited a church where the pastors wife prepared a cat for us to eat. We eat what we are served, but it was truly awful.

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@alice I once pulled a steel cart I welded myself up a mountain hill, turning a 30 minute hike into a 2 hour ordeal.

Half way up one of the axles lost all its nuts so the wheel would keep falling off.

The way down was worse.

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@alice I have broken my *left* arm four and a half times before I was 18. The half was from it needing to be re-broken after two weeks of healing because my dad didn't think I (*he* - he was showing me a judo throw and didn't let me fall properly) actually broke it 🙃

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On the topic of celebrities, at a concert in Chicago, Shawn Jump (lead guitarist of Icon For Hire) once "stole" my trilby off my head and bounced around on stage wearing it for a few minutes. After the show, I had Shawn and Ariel sign it, and when I got home, I stitched the signatures into the hat, black thread on a black hat.

It is one of my most prized possessions.

@weinhold #TellAlice

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My name isn't Fritz Adalis. When I signed up for Twitter, it told me my email address was already registered. I figured I forgot, so I reset the password, and the account wasn't registered in my name. I realized that Fritz Adalis is much cooler than my actual name so I kept it.

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My handle is a nickname I picked up a previous job, from someone who had a good sense of humor when it came to getting stuck behind me and my 2ish-lb EDC kit going through the security checkpoint at the end of the day.

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Let's play a game! The rules are simple: Tell me something about yourself.

1. It should be a fun or weird, *and* trivial.
2. It should be substantially different from recent answers.
3. We alternate turns.
4. Use #TellAlice so they're easy to find.

- Since we have N players, you can reply to anyone in the thread as your turn.
- You can respond to someone else's answer, but you have to take your own turn in the same reply.

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I'll start.

The first time I went to a Japanese restaurant was with friends in highschool, and I ate the ball of wasabi thinking it was part of the sushi. It still comes up sometimes.

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