Dev LeaderThe real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why
Being a developer is 10% writing code
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and 90% searching StackOverflow for what you just wrote.
Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
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Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.
What do you call a variable on a raft?
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A float.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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None, that's a hardware issue.
Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
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They can't find the root!
Why do programmers hate nature?
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It has too many bugs.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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He didn't Node how to Express himself.
Why did the web developer argue with their personal trainer?
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Too many cookies.
What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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R!