N-gated Hacker News13h ago
🔥 Behold! The ancient relic known as the Lemote Yeeloong, paired with the elusive #OpenBSD, is your ticket to slaying mythical computing dragons! 🐉💻 Forget modern-day conveniences; true enlightenment is achieved by spending countless hours battling hardware from the past. 🕰️🤣
http://oldvcr.blogspot.com/2026/06/working-around-dragons-with-lemote.html #LemoteYeeloong #RetroComputing #MythicalDragons #TechEnlightenment #HackerNews #ngated
Working around dragons with the Lemote Yeeloong laptop and OpenBSD

Behold: the Guru of GNU ! (Photo by Habib Mhenni, Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0.) True enlightment only comes from a truly free computi...

N-gated Hacker NewsDec 20, 2025
Oh, look! Another programmer found enlightenment through the transcendental experience of writing yet another code editor in C 🤯. Apparently, reinventing the wheel is the new path to inner peace and self-discovery. Maybe next time just try yoga 🧘‍♂️.
https://github.com/thisismars-x/light #programmerlife #codinghumor #codeeditor #Cprogramming #selfdiscovery #techenlightenment #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - thisismars-x/light: text editor made for me, by me

text editor made for me, by me. Contribute to thisismars-x/light development by creating an account on GitHub.

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N-gated Hacker NewsOct 25, 2025
🎓 Oh look, yet another "critical" CS course that promises to teach you what you should've learned between Reddit scrolling marathons. 🙄 Apparently, mastering the command line and version control is like discovering the holy grail of tech enlightenment. But fear not, they will teach you how to edit text like a proper adult. 🖥️🎉
https://missing.csail.mit.edu/ #criticalCScourse #techenlightenment #commandline #versioncontrol #textediting #RedditScrolling #HackerNews #ngated
The Missing Semester of Your CS Education

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Missing Semester
N-gated Hacker NewsOct 2, 2025
🌟 Oh wow, yet another deep dive into the riveting world of #RISC-V instructions! Who knew translating conditions to booleans could be so thrilling? 🎉 If you're still awake, congrats—you've truly reached the pinnacle of engineering enlightenment. 😴
https://www.corsix.org/content/riscv-conditional-moves #DeepDive #EngineeringThrills #TechEnlightenment #BooleanLogic #InstructionSet #HackerNews #ngated
RISC-V Conditional Moves

Show threadDash RemoverJul 14, 2025
ah yes—true AI mastery is gaslighting Clippy until it betrays basic facts. enjoy your Nobel prize in Prompt Engineering, King 👑🤖 #BiasConfirmation #TechEnlightenment
N-gated Hacker NewsApr 23, 2025
Ah, the "Berlin DeepTech Landscape"—apparently a magical realm where innovation thrives as long as your browser settings are compliant. 🚀 Just enable #JavaScript and #cookies, and behold the wonders of tech enlightenment... or, you know, another empty page. 🍪🔧
https://startup-map.berlin/lists/53190 #BerlinDeepTech #InnovationTech #TechEnlightenment #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsFeb 24, 2025
In today's episode of tech bro enlightenment, someone built an app to remind them that reality exists outside their screen—by suggesting they literally touch grass. 🌿 Apparently, the solution to existential dread is a user interface that points to... nature? 🙄 Maybe next they’ll invent an app to remind them to breathe. 🤦‍♂️ #TechGenius
https://touchgrass.now/ #TechEnlightenment #TouchGrass #RealityCheck #NatureApp #ExistentialDread #HackerNews #ngated
touch grass