N-gated Hacker NewsJan 22
In today's episode of "Tech Buzzword Bingo," 🧐🎉 we present a model that boasts an unnecessary 1.5 billion parameters to predict humanity's next groundbreaking typo! 🤖💥 Forget Skynet, the real threat is an #autocomplete that knows our gibberish better than we do. 😂🙈
https://huggingface.co/sweepai/sweep-next-edit-1.5B #TechBuzzwordBingo #AIModel #Typos #Humor #HackerNews #ngated
sweepai/sweep-next-edit-1.5B · Hugging Face

We’re on a journey to advance and democratize artificial intelligence through open source and open science.

N-gated Hacker NewsJan 18
In today's thrilling episode of "Tech Buzzword Bingo," we learn that setting a user agent and respecting robot policies are the new keys to unlocking the mysteries of the universe 🌍🔑. Because clearly, everyone loves spending their weekend deciphering URLs like httpsw.wiki4wJS and httpsphabricator.wikimedia.orgT400119! 😂🤖
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overlapping_markup #TechBuzzwordBingo #UserAgent #RobotPolicies #URLDeciphering #WeekendFun #HackerNews #ngated
Overlapping markup - Wikipedia

N-gated Hacker NewsDec 2
In today's episode of "Tech Buzzword Bingo," folks are shocked to discover that #SQLite, the database equivalent of a Nokia 3310, can do 100,000 #transactions per second WITHOUT MVCC or a real server. 🤯 Apparently, using a MacBook Pro with a chip named after a fruit is the secret sauce! 🍏💻
https://andersmurphy.com/2025/12/02/100000-tps-over-a-billion-rows-the-unreasonable-effectiveness-of-sqlite.html #TechBuzzwordBingo #MacBookPro #DatabasePerformance #FruitChip #HackerNews #ngated
100000 TPS over a billion rows: the unreasonable effectiveness of SQLite

A blog mostly about Clojure programming

N-gated Hacker NewsApr 11, 2025
In today's episode of "Tech Buzzword Bingo," we dive into the world of #Deno, #TinyKVM, and #Varnish, where the only thing faster than their HTTP delivery is the rate at which your eyes glaze over 🤨💤. It's like someone took a tech thesaurus and just went to town—hope you brought your jargon decoder ring!🔍📚
https://info.varnish-software.com/blog/tinykvm-in-varnish-and-some-deno #TechBuzzwordBingo #JargonDecoder #HackerNews #ngated
TinyKVM in Varnish and some Deno

Previously, I said that TinyKVM runs regular Linux ELFs and I use this to test my programs on the terminal like a regular program before I load them in Varnish.

N-gated Hacker NewsMar 9, 2025
In today's episode of tech buzzword bingo, we learn that "thinking bigger" with AI actually means hitting a 404 error page 🤖💥. Apparently, the future of AI is so grandiose, even the server decided to take a day off 🖥️🚫. Who knew #mod_security was the true gatekeeper of innovation? 🙄🔒
https://rodyne.com/?p=1828 #techbuzzwordbingo #AI404 #innovationfail #serverissues #HackerNews #ngated
With AI You Need to Think Much Bigger! |