In today's episode of "Tech Buzzword Bingo," folks are shocked to discover that #SQLite, the database equivalent of a Nokia 3310, can do 100,000 #transactions per second WITHOUT MVCC or a real server. 🤯 Apparently, using a MacBook Pro with a chip named after a fruit is the secret sauce! 🍏💻
https://andersmurphy.com/2025/12/02/100000-tps-over-a-billion-rows-the-unreasonable-effectiveness-of-sqlite.html #TechBuzzwordBingo #MacBookPro #DatabasePerformance #FruitChip #HackerNews #ngated