I just performed the world's first rubberchickenbowtiectomy, and I am exhausted. The patient is in recovery doing well waiting for adhesives to dry. We've scheduled a secondary procedure for later today, a mostly cosmetic procedure to reduce scarring.
The Lancet still refuses to publish my study related to this dangerous but life-saving procedure, mostly because I haven't written or submitted one, which is an outrage. #teachthecontroversy


