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“Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates”

by Laura And Normal Island News on Substack

“King Charles III, brother of the world’s most famous paedophile and offspring of two cousins, announced a list of exciting government policies that more or less completely disregard the Labour manifesto. It is hoped these policies will deliver a boost to a government that is currently polling somewhere between sour milk and use-by date”

https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/man-in-silly-outfit-cheerfully-announces

#Press #SocialMedia #UK #Labour #Starner #DigitalID #Policies

Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates

Yesterday, an unelected man sat in the unelected House of Lords, wearing a silly hat and the skin of several small, furry animals that made him look like he had just returned from a medieval stag do and was bravely fighting a hangover.

Normal Island News

Totts Feb 11

#Starner is using what is now known as 'The Mandelson Defence' as he asked questions about #Doyle at #PMQs

"He didn't tell me"

(It was on the front page of the Sunday Times, love)

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Peter Henry Aug 28, 2025

@ChrisMayLA6 It's not just #farage that has been let off the hook by #starner et al not explaining the damage #brexit has done to the country.

The unions were complicit too. How has it worked out for them?

https://stamp.host/rmt/

RMT sets out six key reasons for leaving the EU

TRANSPORT UNION RMT today set out six key reasons why it will be advising members to vote to the leave the EU in the forthcoming referendum:

RMT

the magnificent rhys Feb 16, 2025

Top headline in the Telegraph right now: Starmer prepared to put British troops on the ground in Ukraine as part of a future peacekeeping force: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/02/16/keir-starmer-ready-to-put-british-troops-in-ukraine/

Archive link for paywall bypass: https://archive.is/20250216222053/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/02/16/keir-starmer-ready-to-put-british-troops-in-ukraine/

#UKPolitics #UKPol #Starner #Labour #Ukraine

Sir Keir Starmer: I’m ready to put British troops in Ukraine

PM’s announcement puts pressure on European leaders to do the same at summit in Paris

The Telegraph

the magnificent rhys Jan 29, 2025

"Badenoch is not a lawyer, she is not a leader, but she is in danger of being a lettuce."

#starner #UKPol #UKPolitics

Associazione Peacelink Sep 15, 2024

#Starner è atteso oggi a Roma, e poi lunedì 16 settembre a Villa Doria Pamphilij. Lo hanno confermato i canali ufficiali di Palazzo Chigi. È in programma un incontro sui #migranti ma in realtà l'argomento chiave sarà l'uso dei missili #StormShadow sulla #Russia. Questi missili hanno componentistica italiana della #Leonardo.