I still can’t believe that a #WorstBear Panda legitimately defeated a Malabar Giant Squirrel in #2016MMM.
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#SquirrelEnemies
#2026MMM

Today was the first test of the Squirrel Defense System: great success! Looks like my rodent adversary tried digging in several pots but was thwarted by the chickenwire "skirt" buried under the surface. #containerGarden #balconyGarden #squirrelEnemies

Remember, no matter how good their cover story and excuses are, you can’t trust pigeons. 🐿️⚔️🐦 #CantTrustPigeons #SquirrelEnemies

#WorstBear really is the worst. #2024MMM @Mammals_Suck
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Squirrels know you #CantTrustPigeons.
🐿️⚔️🐦 #SquirrelEnemies #SquirrelsOfMastodon

George Costanza knew you #CantTrustPigeons.
🐿️⚔️🐦 #SquirrelEnemies

“Once again, please do not feed the #RomanDownerGod’s ego on the weekend.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod, who graciously agreed to allow the day before Sunday to be called #Ratatoskday. #SquirrelEnemies
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“Have I mentioned lately that you #CantTrustPigeons?” Thus remindeth the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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#SquirrelEnemies