“In times when the world faces an existential threat to decency and kindness, wise squirrels agree to unexpected alliances.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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#cats #vikings

“No matter what Nietzsche said, I will never get to be featured in a year-end summary of who died this year.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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#YearInReview #2025inreview

“Yesterday I saw @robwordsyt ‘s short video on the English names of the days of the week, which again demonstrates that the #RomanDownerGod Saturn has no business in the English days of the week. But since a name like Lördag just doesn’t work with modern life, let me again remind everyone of a Norse alternative name exists: #Ratatoskday — don’t let Saturn ruin your weekends!”
Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/JVQfU8P6isQ

“It’s Friday! Which means tomorrow is Ratatoskday!
Don’t let the #RomanDownerGod Saturn ruin your week!” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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🪐 ⚔️🐿️ #SquirrelAwarenessMonth

As #SquirrelAwarenessMonth fast approaches, now is a good time to post Fifteen Facts about me, the 100% real and unique #NorseSquirrelGod!
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#SquirrelScrolling
https://www.tumblr.com/norsesquirrelgod/748156576665387008/part-one-of-fifteen-facts-about-me

“Asgard has its own trade relations with both Sweden and the USA. To practice his hammer skills, Thor smashes IKEA furniture in bulk!” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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#IKEA

“As I see people being fired these days for simply quoting someone to demonstrate what their beliefs are using in their own words, I’m glad I’m a giant Asgardian squirrel online.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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“You don’t need to make your #SquirrelTax by hand, humans!” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
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