Japanese space lasers aim to clean up orbital junk

Zap it and trap it like a cosmic Marie Kondo, but will everyone approve?

The Register
The glaciers are getting raptured. Or was it the space lasers? Hard to keep up.
https://www.spacedaily.com/afp/250922095402.negay2xs.html
#Rapture #Rupture #SpaceLasers
Eight Swedish glaciers disappeared in 2024: expert

METATEXT

Dang it, where are the #spaceLasers and #weatherControl when you need them? Could someone please turn on the east-facing fan system to get this Canadian smoke out of MN?

#weather #wildFires #canada

Oh look, it's the tinfoil hat space laser people again.

The Guardian: Far-right conspiracy theories spread online in aftermath of the Texas flood

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/09/texas-floods-conspiracy-theories

#disasters #disinformation #spacelasers

Far-right conspiracy theories spread online in aftermath of the Texas floods

Some social media users falsely claimed that the extreme weather was being controlled by the US government

The Guardian
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says Catholic bishops are ‘controlled by Satan’ #MarjorieTaylorGreene #Religion #SpaceLasers #MadMarge
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says Catholic bishops are ‘controlled by Satan’ - NewsBreak

ATLANTA (WRDW/Gray News) – Georgia Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene fired back after a religious and civil rights group called for her censu

WLBT

Oh yes, that's a good point!! Has Musk figured out how to make DarkSabers yet? I mean I know we have LightSabers now, HackSmith makes those

#Mandalorian #MoffGideon #spacelasers #Hacksmith

Gizmodo: Conspiracy Theorists Think Mark Zuckerberg Started Myrtle Beach Wildfires. “X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, has been flooded in recent days with conspiracy theories insisting the fires were started by powerful tech figures like Mark Zuckerberg as part of some dastardly attempt to turn Myrtle Beach into a so-called smart city.”

https://rbfirehose.com/2025/03/05/gizmodo-conspiracy-theorists-think-mark-zuckerberg-started-myrtle-beach-wildfires/

Maybe if we ask the Jews really nice they'll shoot down all the drones with their #spacelasers?

https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-drones/

#PartyOfStupid #margerytaylorgreene

'We're all in danger!' Marjorie Taylor Greene unloads profane freak out over N.J. drones

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) warned that everyone in the United States was "in danger" after unidentified drones were spotted flying over New Jersey.In an angry rant on Thursday, Greene demanded the resignation of Pentagon officials for not revealing the source of drones that were recently see...

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It takes one to know one...#spacelasers
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