Molly Cantrell-Kraig 🍷Dec 17, 2022

Whenever you get twitchy bc it’s taking longer than you’re used to for your notifications or comments to load, remember that there’s a highly-caffeinated sysadmin person hustling to absorb millions more users into/onto the Mastodon Fediverse. Hold your shorts on and give it a second.

#TwitterMigration #TwitterExodus #Fediverse #FediHelp #FediTip #breathe #SlowYourRoll

Rachel CourtneyDec 16, 2022
I pulled more toilet paper than I needed off of the dispenser and came up with an invention that makes it easier to use less. I'm calling it #SlowYourRoll
David Todd McCartyNov 8, 2022
I’m actually going to have to unfollow you @nytimes because you insist on spamming articles out a dozen at a time. I’ll read you on your own app. Maybe you’ll figure it out and I’ll come back. #SlowYourRoll
camethedawnxpAug 3, 2019
Cliff Curtis, the guy from Universal mediocrities like 'Hobbs and Shaw' throws shade at Endgame's box office achievement. #gall #slowyourroll #stayinyourlane