AltAndPaper EN｜Satire News$50/Hr to Just Nod - Japan's Hottest Side Gig
Salarymen hired as conference plants. Zero English, just years of perfected nodding from pointless meetings.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260503-professional-nodder-gig/
$50/Hr 'Professional Nodder': Pointless Meetings Now Pay
A perfect nod angle from years of meetings captivates speakers.
Asakiyume"We just have to wait for the right conversation," Drexel said to Nacho. Their eyes were on their mom, who, as usual, was on her cellphone.
"No! Get out! No way!" she was saying.
"OK, this one's a no-go," said Drexel.
But a little later she was talking to a client for her catering service.
"You want the luncheon plan for 12? Uh-huh, got it. The vegetarian option? Uh-huh..." She was #nodding as she took notes.
"Now!" whispered Drexel. "Ask if we can borrow the car!"
The One#chinstrappenguins #nap #nodding #noddingoff
“The art of nodding off appears to have been mastered by breeding chinstrap penguins, who take more than 10,000 naps a day, with each nap lasting an average of four seconds, according to a new study.”
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/12/01/world/chinstrap-penguins-microsleep-study-intl-scli-scn
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