I done #blogged again, you lucky lucky lot.

My #ShallowAFReview of Dust Bunny is up. Think Léon and Pan's Labyrinth blended with a "fistful of Grade-A nutter-bastard" & "Jim Henson-on-a-bad-acid-trip" monster effects.

A weird, violent, balls-to-the-wall belter. I gave it 5 Bunnies and a dead one out of 6. Full sweary takedown here.

https://theaardvark.co.uk/dust-bunny-film-review.html

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I done blogged again. Death of a Unicorn - A Shallow AF Review

Do film reviews seem too intellectual and "deep" for you? Do you not understand a review that bangs on about the "lack of character development and poor choice of bloody colour palette" for a film you actually enjoyed? Then you need "The Shallow As Fuck Film Review" - where we don't give a toss about subtext because we're too busy enjoying the actual text.

https://theaardvark.co.uk/death-of-a-unicorn-a-shallow-af-review.html

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I blogged again! (Again? WTF? That's 3 times in a weekend after 3 months of nowt!)

F1 the Movie - A Shallow AF Review

"Tired of pretentious film critics? "Shallow AF" reviews cut the crap. We tell you if a film is worth your time, without the film-school bollocks. Less intellectual masturbation, more "is it any good?" Simple as that."

https://theaardvark.co.uk/f1-the-movie-i-came-to-hate-i-stayed-because-it-looked-fucking-awesome.html

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Expend4bles - A Shallow AF Review

"Shallow AF Reviews: Where we skip the pretentious bullshit and tell you if a movie's worth watching. No film degrees, no wanky analysis, just straight talk, swearing, and ratings based on beer. Film criticism for people who actually enjoy films."

https://theaardvark.co.uk/expend4bles-a-shallow-af-review.html

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The Electric State (2025) - A Shallow AF Review

"Sick of those stuck-up movie critics with their heads up their asses? Tired of reading bullshit about "narrative arcs" and "cinematography" when all you wanna know is if the movie kicks ass? Welcome to "Shallow As Fuck Movie Reviews" - where we don't give a damn about "artistic merit" or that pretentious crap."

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https://theaardvark.co.uk/the-electric-state-2025-a-shallow-af-review.html

New blog post: Pig (2021) a #ShallowAFReview

https://theaardvark.co.uk/pig-2021-a-shallow-af-review.html