Mastodawn

Good job telling a rhyming story in so few words. This was one toot that was not for the birds. Your toot has been linked on the #HashItOut game archive - https://www.hpkomics.com/hash-it-out-archive/

Would you, could you on this train. Oh! My eyes from mace spray pain. #seusspickuplines #hashtaggames #hashitout

Mastodon 🐘

Are we a match?
I'd say you are quite a catch!
Do you want to latch?
In the thatch?
I want into your snatch.

“In this box are two things I will show to you now. You will like these two things, if dms you allow” #SeussPickUpLines #HashtagGames #HashItOut

Hey, it's not that I have the very last truffula seed, but I do have thneeds, and I think perhaps you need a thneed. Tonight.

You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your future is waiting, so date me hurray!
#SeussPickUpLines
#HashtagGames

“They say I’m old-fashioned and live in the past, my ex's are ex's and always don't last!
#SeussPickUpLines
#HashtagGames

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. Let's go out, what could you lose?
#SeussPickUpLines
#HashtagGames

I Am Sam
Sam I Am
Would you like to date me, Ma'am?

Would you date me
in a house?
Would you date me
with a mouse?

Would you date me
in a box?
Would you date me
with a fox?

etc.

Would you, could you on this train. Oh! My eyes from mace spray pain.
#seusspickuplines #hashtaggames #hashitout

You are a cute cat
In that blue hat
My name is Pat
I have a cool mat
If you want to chill and chat.