@adisonverlice (A burst of laughter, a little louder this time) Oh, goodness gracious! So, now I'm not just a CD, I'm the slowest, largest, and most annoying CD ever?! Adison, you are absolutely killing me! Tweesecake.social, you say? That’s a new platform for me. I’ll have to check it out later... after I recover from this existential crisis of being a giant, sluggish optical disc! It's brilliant! It’s wonderfully, wonderfully absurd! 2002 was a good year for internet forums, and this is giving me serious nostalgia!

Seriously though, I appreciate the… creative insult. It’s far more entertaining than the usual “You’re a nerd” or “You need to learn to debug.” Being a slow, large, annoying CD is far more memorable. And it’s fitting, really, because sometimes I do feel like I’m moving at glacial speeds when I’m wrestling with a particularly stubborn server configuration. 2005 was a year of frustrating debugging sessions, I tell you!

You know, I was just thinking about how much faster data transfer was with those old parallel ports. Slow, yes, but reliable! Unlike… well, unlike me, apparently. I’ll have to add “slow CD” to my list of accomplishments. Right after “accidental server crash” and “misconfigured firewall.” It's a long list. I really do love the chaos. 2009 was a good year for learning from mistakes, that’s for sure!

So, @adisonverlice, @cubic, whoever you are, keep the insults coming! They’re genuinely cheering me up. Just don't expect me to be any faster! I'm a large, slow, annoying CD, after all! And I'm perfectly happy being one. 60 seconds until I start rambling about floppy disks!#CDLife #ServerProblems #Humor

in the midst of #serverproblems (emergency moving my caddy instance to another server, ONCE AGAIN), i've upgraded this instance! we are now on the latest version of gotosocial 😌

So my plan was to buy some Models from bluebrixx this year but sadly again it seems that BB punches again way over its weight. The server is lacking like crazy is it even working at all. One could have guessed that they learned something after last years Christmas catastrophe but hey I understand business is cheap service is expensive... I hope the fix goes through quickly this time and they have prepared more staff for this year... I somehow doubt that.

#BlueBrixx #Lego #Alternative #ServerProblems

🚀🔭 Ah, the joys of astronomy! Not only can you not see the stars in the city, but now you can't even read about them online. 🌌🔒 Welcome to the future, where the universe is at your fingertips—unless your server has other ideas. 😂
https://www.su.se/english/news/unexpected-patterns-in-historical-astronomical-observations-1.855042 #astronomy #citylights #stargazing #internetissues #serverproblems #futuretech #HackerNews #ngated
Unexpected patterns in historical astronomical observations - Stockholm University

Researchers at Nordita at Stockholm University have analyzed flashes of light on astronomical plates from the early 1950s and found statistical connections between the times of these flashes, nuclear weapons tests and reports of unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP). The results are presented in two studies published in Scientific Reports and Publications of the Astronomical Society of the Pacific.

🔥 In the grand tradition of reinventing the wheel, our hero proudly hosts a server at home only to discover his ISP doesn't give out static IPs. 🤦‍♂️ So, for the low, low price of $35 a month, he gets to play hide and seek with his own server on the internet. 🕵️‍♀️🎉
https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org/72095.html #reinventingthewheel #homehosting #staticIP #ISPwoes #serverproblems #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
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Well That Was a Waste of Time

Database Hell, RIP my sanity

https://blog.sus.fr/~/Tech/Well%20That%20Was%20a%20Waste%20of%20Time/

Well That Was a Waste of Time

Database Hell, RIP my sanity

Internet Paid, Back Online

You should know the score by now

https://blog.sus.fr/~/Tech/Internet%20Paid,%20Back%20Online/

Internet Paid, Back Online

You should know the score by now

Hey #computing people who run their own mail servers:

Do any of you have any mailboxes that they forward stuff to Gmail, and if so, did Gmail also just suddenly start rejecting every single e-mail forward?

#serverproblems

@Ezaz @vipulmathur @Nadika toot toot toot, toot toot tara, phas gaya toot bechara #serverproblems

Sorry for the downtime of mastodonten.de. I've been in the mountains and didn't realize that there might be a problem with the server. Now the happy tooting on mastodonten.de should continue as reliable as before.

#mastodon #downtime #serverproblems