Trump Slashes Harris’ Secret Service Detail Because Why Not, Biden Still Confused

#WhiteHouseWonders #SecretServiceShuffle #KamalaUnplugged #TrumpTactics #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com and Sponsored by: **Trump Cancels Kamala Harris’ Secret Service Detail, Says ‘She’s Got Enough Security With All Those Fly Swatters’** In what pundits are calling “bold, brash, and possibly borrowed from the plot of a slapstick movie,” former President Donald Trump reportedly canceled…

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