So, #monitor.sh presence detection doesn't work.
Or, it does, but not to the degree and speed that I want.
#RoomAssistant doesn't work at all anymore.
The only solution is a working #Bluetooth #Proxy, "written" by a #genAI system. Which is an plain #Python translation of the existing #ESPHome integration.
Which, I... Really don't know what to do now anymore.
I might be forced to use some sort of #mmWave system after all, and I absolutely hate every one of the options available to me.

Does anyone know a good alternative to #RoomAssistant?
I don't want to get #mmWave shit everywhere. I just want to use #BLE if possible.