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So, earlier today, I was in the bathroom at work, changing my pantiliner, and, as soon as I went to open the new one I heard a little kid yell "Mommy, someone's got snacks in here!" Lmao XD
I can't currently remember the Mom's reply, as I was too busy laughing.
Y'all, I saw a woman today at work (Bass Pro Shop) and her twin boys are named Sterling and Archer respectively. 
Wtf? Lmao
Like, I enjoyed watching some of Archer when it was on Netflix (this was YEARS ago and I think I might've gotten up to season 3?), but I cannot imagine naming your fucking CHILDREN after the title character; WILD decision, imo.
What do y'all think?
Here's another tales from Bass Pro Shop for y'all. I over heard a couple kids and their Dad talking while looking at fishing stuff and the conversation was wholesome af.
Kid 1: I don't wanna eat fish.
Dad: Okay you don't have to.
Kid 2: Do we still gotta kill the fish if we go fishing?
Dad: No, there's places that you catch fish and you throw 'em back. We can go fish somewhere like that if you want.
Overhearing this had me like. 
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Over heard a Dad and his son (a little kid, maybe 4 or 5 years old) talking near the fish tank at my work, for context I work at Bass Pro Shop.
Dad: "No, we are not getting a fish."
Kid: whining "But you said we were getting fish here"
Dad: "No, I said I needed fishing gear. Now if you want a small stuffed fish you can have one of them, but there is no way we are getting one of the fish out of this tank."
Kid: begins loudly sobbing
So, I'm at work (I work at Bass Pro Shop) and I'm organizing some clothes, trying to get them in size order when three young boys run past me, heading for the fish tank and I hear a woman, whom I assume was their Mom, yell for them and.. y'all, I was not prepared for these names...
"AUSTIN, HOUSTON, JUSTICE, DON'T GET TOO FAR AHEAD OF ME!!"
Now, I have heard the name Austin before and I once knew a kid named Justice, but Houston fucking threw me for a loop. LOL