So, I'm at work (I work at Bass Pro Shop) and I'm organizing some clothes, trying to get them in size order when three young boys run past me, heading for the fish tank and I hear a woman, whom I assume was their Mom, yell for them and.. y'all, I was not prepared for these names...
"AUSTIN, HOUSTON, JUSTICE, DON'T GET TOO FAR AHEAD OF ME!!"
Now, I have heard the name Austin before and I once knew a kid named Justice, but Houston fucking threw me for a loop. LOL
