Fifty times bigger in mass or length? How are you measuring this guestimate buddy?
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary
Is that satellite a stretched PNG?
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One of these scientists should have some kind of european accent.
Is that tall henchman a non-union Jaws from Moonraker?
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Does this evil professor know how to emote at all? Or know any well known idioms?
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The alien puppets know english? Well that's convenient but we have subs so it doesn't matter.
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The reptilian has Wolverine DNA? Or Cell cells? G-cells from the Big G?
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Wait I started drinking from my Pumpkinhead already. Did I miss where they dug up a 300 foot tall intact skeleton? or did they find it on the surface?
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary
Illegals? Illegal to where? What country are we in???
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Are we in Kansas? East of LA? Romania? South Africa?
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Ya know if Young Gary was just a giant CG monster skeleton stomping cities that would make for an interesting kaiju movie.
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary
"I don't believe you."
"Well alright. read the script."
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So the old guy here is our serious actor Bryan Cranston of the piece. is he gonna die before the second act gets here?
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary
Now remember folks, while watching this horribly lit cheap ass CG, they actually made a regular monster suit for this movie. And chose not to use it for the version they put out.
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"Sorry I'm late. Damn governor injecting his balls."
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So how many movies is this movie ripping off? So far we have mostly a mix of Godzilla(1998), Independence day, and a sampling of generic Indiana Jones archeology stuff.
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It's amusing how the spining teleporting of a kaiju here predates if happening in Godzilla Final Wars. It's purely coincidental, but it is amusing trivia.
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"It smells so... old. Like a grandpa. Like my grandpa Gary Busey. I'll call him Oldgary."
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We've had 45 minutes of nothing happening. Feels like we're only 15 minutes in.
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Why is the Reptilian in gray scale and under lit and brighter than anything else in shot? He has no deep dark black shadows on him. Who color corrected this mess?
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"Find out what happened to my American Choppers. I miss watching that show."
Sure thing general grandpa.
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"We're taking these mothers out."
Happy Mother's Day!
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Uh oh. There goes the city of townsville. Go go Yonggary. He'll pull the movie's sense of tension down.
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary
Oh hey the can blow up miniature buildings! Why not use a guy in a suit to do it???
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Yonggary Chicken Nugget Commercial (1999)

YouTube
She's becoming more English as the movies goes on. Why?
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Hellraiser? We got a Pinhead in here?
Godzilla vs Cenobites would be... no they already did a Godzilla in Hell comic.
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Godzilla_in_Hell_issue_1
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Godzilla in Hell issue 1

Godzilla in Hell #1 is a comic book from IDW Publishing. It was released on July 15, 2015.

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Paratroopers dropping to engage with kaiju? Okay not exactly what happens in Godzilla (2014) but as close as this movie gets to a cool visual idea.
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"Who gave these monkeys jet packs?"
-- the alien's looking to buy Earth real estate on the cheap
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Imagine if this had been successful and they made a sequel? AHAHAHAHAH! Yeah right.
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Young Gary is a pacifist?
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"Let's go to plan B!"
-- aliens to dumb to start using multiple monsters at once like they were Power Rangers villains
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Oh shit. The Psi Corps are here now.
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Cycor is a physical monster suit!?!?! Now we do that?
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Nope he's bargain basement CG now too. Well damn it.
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Cycor is a really angry looking Muppet crab Skeksis scorpion thing.
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DECAPITATION!!
"We won!"
What's this we stuff lady?
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Is Cycor filled with worm parasites that are controlling it's body? Ewwww.
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Beta One's a cuck? What did I just hear?
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I just noticed the stuffed mouse in the command center. I guess that's there's Artemis plushie.
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Young Gary was last alive during an ice age?
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IT'S OVER! We're free. Free to live our lives kaiju free once again...
Except for those of us hanging around for the Monsterdon Double Feature.
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Wait. have I seen the Original Yongary without some sort of rifftrax?
#Monsterdon #Yongary
Is new Young Gary the worst giant Kaiju movie we've seen? It's not the most boring over sized monster movie but. It sure ain't good.
#Monsterdon #Yonggary
The German title for Yongary Monster From the Deep sure is uh... yeah that's a thing.
#Monsterdon #Yongary
I want to kiss you lightly clouded model of planet Earth in front of some blinking lights and a blue cloth wall. Welcome back miniatures.
#Monsterdon #Yongary
Oh no. We have a Kenny. With an itching laser?
#Monsterdon #Yongary
Another monster movie has ended
My Pumpkinhead is now empty. :(
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This dub feels... really good. Like there's emotion and acting happening. I'm not sure I can handle this after how wooden the undubbed main Monsterdon feature was.
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Young Roary
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Fleeing from the monster music is nice. This movie is actually rather good. Or the remake just lowered my hopes for kaiju content so much.
Okay the Itchy kid is still annoying.
#Monsterdon #Yongary
Oh no. I accidentally looked up more kaiju tiki mugs. Hah hah. I'm in danger.
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Old Young Gary is a bit of a pyro.
Or he's just clumsy cause he can't hold his oil?
#Monsterdon #Yongary
Because of the large heavy lidded eyes and the long muzzle you can tell Yongary was designed by a real furry.
(this comment brought to you by this week's discussion on the new Star Fox designs)
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Is Ichy's face going to be dirty for the rest of the movie? Someone hand him a wet towel.
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OH! I think I just remembered how this movie ends. Oh no.
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Why is the dub of this better than most Godzilla movies?
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ICHO IS STILL A DIRTY LITTLE BOY!
It's been hours. Maybe even a whole day.
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My favorite minor character in Yongary.
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Yongary dances... Or gets the shakes very slowly from Icho's itch laser.
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Yongary about to have a really bad trip on some tainted stuff.
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@strangefour Oh no, I should drink out of this while watching Monsterdon every week. Oh no!
#Monsterdon2 #Yonggary #monsterdon
@strangefour did you see this (I was saved by the "sold out" element)? It's got a little 151 firepit in G's mouth:
https://mondoshop.com/products/godzilla-destroy-all-monsters-scorpion-bowl-cinnabar-variant
Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Scorpion Bowl - Fire Dragon Variant

@randy_s there was an alternate color that was in stock...
https://mondoshop.com/collections/godzilla/products/godzilla-destroy-all-monsters-tiki-bowl-heat-ray
Two in fact. There's a pale green one also.
Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Tiki Bowl - Heat Ray Variant

@strangefour no no no, it has to be the red one, that’s what I’m telling myself over here…

@strangefour Definitely not our first terrible remake of a legitimately good original kaiju movie

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Yongary1967

@diazona Yeah. Even if old Yongary is rather unremarkable so far. It's well done version of well trod ground. Miniatures are really nice.
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@strangefour

So all the asshole archaeologists and hostile aliens stuff was added to "improve" the original?

#Yongary_1967
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@strangefour So glad you screencapped that horrible company head blaming his employee ("your father") instead of himself for overwork! #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Yongary1967
@strangefour German translators from that era did not care at all about the contents of a movie. For example, Godzilla vs. Hedora became "Frankensteins Kampf gegen die Teufelsmonster" #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature