In the category of so laughably bad the pointless destruction is the funniest part, I give #Reptilian2001 5 out of 5 stars.

There was so, so much to mock:

Bad acting - check
Nonsensical plot - check
Incoherent setting - check
Budget drained by computer glop - check, check, check

Well, the alien space ship and the monsters looked interesting, even nothing they did made sense.

Truly a #Monsterdon for the ages! Thanks everyone for choosing to suffer through this together, Thanks @Taweret for hosting, and thanks @cherizilla for the bingo card.