🌊🤔 Earth made its own oceans? Sure, because that's just what planets do on weekends—whip up a few trillion gallons of water for giggles. Next, we'll hear that mountains are Earth's acne and the Grand Canyon is just a bad shaving mishap. Keep 'em coming, Quanta! 😂🌎
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