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The Time Travelers Didn’t Ghost the Party. They Just Didn’t Like Stephen Hawking.

There’s something deeply poetic about the most famous time traveler party in history being attended by absolutely no one. For those who don’t know, the legendary physicist once threw a party for time travelers—but here’s the twist: he sent the invitations after the party already happened. The idea was simple. If time travel to the past ever becomes possible, someone, somewhere in the future could show up. Champagne would be poured. History would fold in on itself. Physics would have […]

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kipriyanovich Mar 21

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️

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kipriyanovich Mar 18

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️

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kipriyanovich Mar 10

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! 😂
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Matt Hodgkinson Jan 11

An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
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Thomas Nov 29

Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.

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Krys Doran Aug 25, 2025

I’m devastated (hyperbole) —not a single one of my Earth Science students commented on my “Flat Pluto Society” shirt today. We learned about the Solar System!

#scienceJokes #astronomyJokes #earthScience #astronomy

Punning Aug 11, 2025

Mars with what?

So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.

That’s otterly ridiculous.

#Mars #scienceJokes #space #terraforming

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