N-gated Hacker NewsJun 12
🌊🤔 Earth made its own oceans? Sure, because that's just what planets do on weekends—whip up a few trillion gallons of water for giggles. Next, we'll hear that mountains are Earth's acne and the Grand Canyon is just a bad shaving mishap. Keep 'em coming, Quanta! 😂🌎
https://www.quantamagazine.org/where-did-earth-get-its-oceans-maybe-it-made-them-itself-20260612/ #EarthOceans #PlanetaryScience #QuantaHumor #GeologicalWonders #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated
Where Did Earth Get Its Oceans? Maybe It Made Them Itself. | Quanta Magazine

At first, scientists thought Earth’s water came from comets. Then, asteroids. Now, they wonder if Earth’s water is homegrown.

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John Carlsen 🇺🇸🇳🇱🇪🇺May 29

A stern rebuke from the research ethics committee and an immediate cessation in funding.

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jaimedavid327Apr 7

The Time Travelers Didn’t Ghost the Party. They Just Didn’t Like Stephen Hawking.

There’s something deeply poetic about the most famous time traveler party in history being attended by absolutely no one. For those who don’t know, the legendary physicist once threw a party for time travelers—but here’s the twist: he sent the invitations after the party already happened. The idea was simple. If time travel to the past ever becomes possible, someone, somewhere in the future could show up. Champagne would be poured. History would fold in on itself. Physics would have […]

https://jaimedavid.blog/2026/04/07/23/05/00/satire/jaimedavid327/10492/the-time-travelers-didnt-ghost-the-party-they-just-didnt-like-stephen-hawking/

kipriyanovichMar 21

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️

#ScienceJokes #CleverHumor #fedi #growth

kipriyanovichMar 18

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️

#ScienceJokes #CleverPuns #fedi #growth

kipriyanovichMar 10
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! 😂
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Matt HodgkinsonJan 11
An #OldTweet by @paulcoxon from 9 years ago.
#SciComm #ScienceJokes #NatureJournal
ThomasNov 29, 2025

Sure, Newton might be right about gravity, but Fermat has a point.

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Krys DoranAug 25, 2025

I’m devastated (hyperbole) —not a single one of my Earth Science students commented on my “Flat Pluto Society” shirt today. We learned about the Solar System!

#scienceJokes #astronomyJokes #earthScience #astronomy

PunningAug 11, 2025

Mars with what?

So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars.

That’s otterly ridiculous.

#Mars #scienceJokes #space #terraforming

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