by far the most common mistake university students make on final exams is to not answer the question that was actually asked.

this isn't politics - one doesn't get to just pivot and answer the question one WISHED one had been asked instead.

#ProfessorProblems #GradingHell

Working on setting up D2L for next semester’s classes reminds me how much I hate D2L, and how glad I am that we’re switching to Canvas for the fall… #ProfessorProblems

The only thing that seemed to resonate with him was when I said that it felt like he wanted to skip the steps of learning about style and tradition to jump over to “interpretation” (which was my nice word for what he does).

Anyway. #ProfessorProblems

Faculty activity report completed on the most convoluted counter-intuitive user-unfriendly software ever invented.
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Oh God, the drip of e-mails re: fall semester has started.
I’M NOT READY!
#academia #professorproblems #academicchatter #academicmastodon

After four days of conference travel, I’m home. The first thing I did was to greet the #tea
“Hello, tea, did you miss me? Because I missed you.”
Never mind that there wasn’t a proper afternoon tea service to be had for love or money, they put their tea in bags. Bags, people, BAGS!
I wasn’t raised by wolves.

Guys, I think I might be bougie.
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3.
I’ve been at stage 3 for a lllloooonnnggg time.
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I just got grade grubbed from a student from Fall 2021.
This is clown shoes.
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I want you all to know I would never be caught dead in that jacket. 🙄
Cc: @Chronomyst
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