I just found poop on the seat of my jeans.
I had only been wearing said jeans for 30 minutes.
I had not sat down.
I had not had an 'accident'.
I can find no other trace of poop in the house. Not on the chairs. Not on the floor. Nothing on any shoes.
Nothing anywhere.
The house is clean.

WHERE HAS THE POOP COME FROM?!?!

#MysteryPoop #PoopGate #PleaseWashYourHands

from Glasnost Gone

Are they trying to tell us that he "soiled himself" before he fell down the steps?

Sounds like a #PoopGate conspiracy!
#Ukraine