Is there any phrase as thoroughly unconvincing as "one of our advisors will be with you as soon as possible"? Oh wait, yes, "your call is important to us" 🙄

#HMRC #PleaseHold

We apologize, but they don't like Mondays, either. Please stay on the line until we find a demon available to assist you.

["Dream of a Witches' Sabbath" from Symphonie Fantastique - V. by Berlioz starts to play]

#meme #Monday #demons #PleaseHold #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

This has been stuck in my head for far too long. Don't click it if you don't want the earworm! #grian #hermitcraft #pleasehold #jono

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAQGLdMGPxw

When do the “higher than normal call volumes” become the normal call volumes? Asking for a friend.

#CustomerService #CustomerServicePhone #PhoneTree #ThankYouForCalling #PleaseHold #CallVolumes #PleaseHoldAndARepresentativeWillBeWithYouShortly