Mastodawn

Your assimilation is very important to us. You are number 777,777,777 of 999,999,999 in the queue.

@darth_hideout I can only read this in the voice on Severance. “Please enjoy all assimilation equally.”

@shawnhooper If anything would kill the Borg, it’s assimilating Québécois French, or Franglish.

@shawnhooper read the top, giggled. noticed the bottom and laughed out loud. well done.

@blogdiva I can't take credit for it. A friend texted it to me last night. I had the same reaction. That last line sells it.

@shawnhooper nothing more canadian than butchering french grammar!

@shawnhooper And after that, you will be sorry.