The Existential Coffee Crisis

On the tracks ahead of the runaway trolley lies the local coffee shop. On one path, the trolley will kill the barista, Steve, who is frantically trying to restock the creamer. His untimely demise means the daily latte special will be forever canceled.

On the other path, the trolley will mow down the "Try Everything on the Menu" guy, Larry, who insists on sampling every flavor of syrup and inevitably spews it all over the interior of the trolley. His demise guarantees a cleaner, less syrupy coffee shop experience for everyone.

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