quangobaudNige:
You've made it, Steven!
Steven:
I know. My very own Quangobaud parody strand!
Nige:
I deserve better. Mine's a little bitter.
Steven:
Mine's a full pint.
Nige:
...
Nige:
... (bollocks) ...
#RealityFiction #PharageAtLarge
Migrant accused of phreatening Pharage is judged to be Compis Mentis.
Nigel Farage = Escaped Brain Fart
#WintervalTales #Microfiction đđ»
"We shall attempt to contact the departed member for Clacton by Ouija board ... Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Those gits at NakedNews on Radio4 did this skit before we could."
"But, we had this one ready to go for ... FOUR MONTHS!"
"Yeah. Bloody overprivileged Oxbridge types."
Nigel's sphincter was embarrased by all the attention it was getting on #BBCRadio4PM .
... There was four in a bed'n'brekzit, and Basildon said, "Roll Over and make some room for more Fash."
... Nigel grumbled that the apology that Necro Binson had given him for not giving him enough media coverage on NonStopNigelNews had not been snivelling enough, no, no, no.
... Still, at least he could get together with his three bestest mates beside the sea side, beside the sea. Licey was going to arrange a stay at a bed'n'brekzit that was even now filled with 'foreign types' from the Home Office where they had been working cash-in-hand ...
... Nigel could not sleep, he was so excited. Just a few hours till the public acclaimed him as their one true leader!
... He realised that he had briefly passed-out and shat his pyjamas ...
... Nigel trembled with the unquestionable thought that, by Law, the BBC was soon to be renamed NonStopNigelNews ...