quangobaud#WintervalTales #Microfiction 🎄👻
"We shall attempt to contact the departed member for Clacton by Ouija board ... Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Those gits at NakedNews on Radio4 did this skit before we could."
"But, we had this one ready to go for ... FOUR MONTHS!"
"Yeah. Bloody overprivileged Oxbridge types."