Kevin Hart’s Die Hart sets out to spoof action movies but somehow forgets how action movies work. A parody without parody, an action flick without action — and an Action Star School trapped inside a warehouse. A whole syllabus of missed opportunities.
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Die Hart: Action Star Aspirations and Comedic Inertia

The plot of Die Hart (2023) is predicated on the question, why can’t Kevin Hart be an action star? A better question might be, why would he want to? And the answer is, he doesn’t. If he did, Die Ha…

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🎬 Ebony and Ivory (2024) takes two music legends and turns them into unrecognizable caricatures — minus the music, minus the parody, minus the laughs.
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Ebony and Ivory: The Beginning of the End of Credibility, Again

Ebony and Ivory (2024) stars two creeps pretending to be Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder in 1981, even though they appear to be older than McCartney and Wonder are today. In fact, they look, sound…

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