New Post: Elon Musk announces ClipX

This is my first-ever attempt at satire.
If it made you laugh, let me know! I'd love to turn this into an on-going series!

https://lzon.ca/posts/satire/clipx/

#indieweb #smallweb #rss #blogging #personalweb
#news #satire #elon #musk #paperclips

Lzon.ca. A personal blog, by a programmer and IT expert.

A personal blog, by a programmer and IT expert. Essays, Articles, Guides, and Recipes. As well as Code, Quotes, and Links.

Reminder: students can be a source of joy!

#PaperClipCollection #paperclips #CatsOfMastodon #catodon

The Paperclip Resistance – A grassroots movement, for the people and by the people

In this riveting article, we're informed that keeping secrets out of logs is just as easy as solving world peace with paperclips—no silver bullets here, folks! 🤦‍♂️ Just a "blog version of a talk" complete with #screenshots, because who doesn't love reading transcript rehashes when a video exists? 🎥🙄
https://allan.reyes.sh/posts/keeping-secrets-out-of-logs/ #secretsinlogs #worldpeace #paperclips #blogtalks #transcriptrehash #HackerNews #ngated
Keeping Secrets Out of Logs

There's no silver bullet, but if we put some "lead" bullets in the right places, we have a good shot at keeping sensitive data out of logs.

allan.reyes.sh

Musical biography of John von Neumann #filk #filkmusic #vonneumann #paperclips #universalpaperclips #mathematicians

Tune: Chuck Berry, "Johnny B. Goode" (https://youtu.be/Y-9Y4CCIWnM)

(guitar solo)

Deep down in Central Europe where the Danube flows,
In the basin where the Magyar kingdoms rose,
Of all the math and science nerds, he was the best,
At the Lutheran gymnasium of Budapest.
He was Neumann János Lajos in his land of birth,
And Johnny von Neumann on the rest of Earth.

Go go, go Johnny go, go,
Go Johnny go go go,
Johnny v. N.

The theory of sets he handled with aplomb,
Then quantum mechanics and the atom bomb,
And in Philly, Pennsylvania, he came to hack
On an early computer called the ENIAC.
Then self-replicating interstellar ships,
To turn the universe into paper clips.

Go go, go Johnny go, go,
Go Johnny go go go,
Johnny v. N.

Johnny Be Goode

YouTube
So good! If an #AI ever comes after us with #paperclips, we can strike back with #tungsten cubes: https://www.anthropic.com/research/project-vend-1
Project Vend: Can Claude run a small shop? (And why does that matter?)

We let Claude run a small shop in the Anthropic office. Here's what happened.

Life is a box of paperclips
__________________________

Not all of us will be the paperclip
taken from the box
and used to keep things together.
Most us will be bent out of shape
and used to fix a problem
used as a bored person's distraction
and then tossed in the trash.

-- W. O. Henry

#poetry #paperclips

Ask 8bitguy #paperclips

The operation to fly German scientists to America after the second world war to ensure that their expertise didn’t fall into the hands of the Soviet Union, was called Operation Paperclip.

10 things you might not know about paperclips.

https://topicaltens.blogspot.com/2025/05/29-may-paper-clips.html

#NationalPaperclipDay #Paperclips #Stationery

29 May: Paper clips

Today is National Paper Clip Day. 10 things you never knew about paper clips: According to the Early Office Museum, the first pate...

Topical Tens
🚨BREAKING: A government agency, known for mastering the art of making paperclip sculptures, has put its entire staff on a taxpayer-funded #vacation. 📚🎨 Perhaps they needed time to reflect on their groundbreaking work in...funding libraries? 😂
https://www.npr.org/2025/03/31/nx-s1-5334415/doge-institute-of-museum-and-library-services #governmentagency #taxpayerfunded #artsandcrafts #fundinglibraries #paperclips #HackerNews #ngated