#Driving #DeepThoughts #OtherDrivers

Deep thoughts on driving 700 or so miles in a bit over 28 hours, insert appropriate cusses where you see fit:
"What the bleeep do you think you're going to accomplish? (riding my bumper, then passing on the right in moderate traffic all three lanes full.
"You dumb bleeeeep-de bleeeep. Your exit was marked 2 miles ago and you choose 100 feet from it to attempt to cut into the line of cars?"
"What an ass-bleeeep! Everyone is going 75 or better and you're weaving in and out like a demented, drunk frog. You beeeeeper bleeeper."
"Hey dip-bleeeep! The far-right lane is for passing not loitering!"
"Wow that corn is really short, must be drought here, too."
"Ok. we've been in slow and go and stop and go traffic for twenty miles. I better see carnage and flames when we get past that accident!" See next deep thought.
"There's actually NOTHING HERE THAT WOULD CAUSE A TWENTY MILER BACK UP. Son of a bleeeeeeper bleeeeping bleeeeeep!"