#So... #WhereWereWe...?

#OhYes; #ThatsIT... The #TwoHorses; #StoopidHorsies on a #WildNightOut in a #BidForFreedom from their #VeryNice, #VerySensible #Captors; #CausingMayhem on a #SaturdayNight in #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere...

Are you #KeepingUp...?

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At a #SlowAndSteadyPace, we #DriveTogether keeping #Alert for #Stray and #Excited #HorsesOnTheRun in #TheMiddleOfTheNight, both of the #TwoHorses were #Black... #AtNight...

We reach her #LandRover, while #IdioticTraffic ignores her #HazardNotice and #Speed around a #BlindCorner that may or may not have #TwoHorses #OnTheRoad... #NotSoWellDoneThem...

She and I both #Huff at them and #TheFutility of being a #GrownUp #Sometimes...

We #Bond a #LittleBit...

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The woman explains that her #TwoHorses had managed to #Escape from her #Stables just #DownTheRoad...

Her #LandRover was #Parked at the #Junction to her #PrivateRoad some 1,200-metres down the #MainRoad with the #HazardLights #Flashing to #Alert #OtherDrivers of a #Potential #DrivingHazard - #GoodOnHer - #SmartMove...!

I offer to #DriveHerBack down the #MainRoad and #Suggest she #KeepCalm, we'll #FixThis...

#IT's #OnlyNature being #Natural, innit...?

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#OhGood; you're #StillWithMe... #WellDoneYou...

#BackToTheHorsies...

As I approach them in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine; the #TwoHorses "decide" to #AboutTurn and #Bolt back up the road from whence they came, passing all the #StationaryTraffic that was previously #BehindThem...

The #OncomingTraffic take the opportunity to #PassMeBy; but, I'm #Now at a #DeadStop while a #RatherRobust-shaped #WomanApproaches somewhat #OutOfBreath and #Swearing like a #FuckingTrooper...

#ToBeContinued... 🦄​

#So... #BackToTheStory...

#DrivingHome I notice a slight #Flashing / #Shimmer from the #Headlights of the #OncomingTraffic approx. 500-metres ahead that #Suggested that #SomethingStrange was #Happening...

I #GentlySlow to #ImpulsePropulsion and, on #DoingSo, noticed the #Presence of #TwoHorses #GallopingAhead of the #OncomingTraffic, which itself was #MoreOrLess at a #DeadStop...

#IKnow this #MayNotSeem #Important; but, it is #Germane to #WhatHappenedNext...

#StayTuned...

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