🏷️ Breaking News: Researchers at HORG have finally given a fancy scientific name to those pesky plastic bread bag tags you always lose in the kitchen. 🌐 Because, clearly, the world was in desperate need of a taxonomy for "Occlupanida." 🤯 Apparently, anything made of plastic can now be considered part of the esteemed "Phylum Plasticae," because why not? 😂
https://www.horg.com/horg/?page_id=921 #BreakingNews #Occlupanida #PhylumPlasticae #KitchenScience #PlasticTaxonomy #HackerNews #ngated

Over here trying to avoid Measles, Bird Flu, Covid 2, RSV, Monkey Pox… and yet I discover my house has an infestation of Occlupanids. #occlupanids #occlupanida