Mastodawn

#lyralime and her wife are having so mutch fun together >///< 💚🦈⚙️🩷
#slutoon #splatnsfw #splatoonnsfw #nsfw #objectophilia #nsfwart I made 4 alt versions idk if anyone want a version without text =w=

☆🖤💜Lyra lime🖤💜☆Jan 20

WIP art am redrawing a old drawing i did a few years ago cause the OG drawing is ugly nlg but i love the idea of drone pearl getting fuck by #Lyralime >w<
#splatNSFW #splatoonNSFW #NSFW #NSFWart #objectophilia

Kinkly Aug 21, 2024

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Space Quest Historian Feb 14, 2024

This Valentine's Day, find someone who loves you as much as Connor loves this bridge.

#KingsQuest #MaskOfEternity #adventuregames #objectophilia #ValentinesDay

Sun O)))Jul 26, 2023

عشق و سکس، بدون‌ دردسراش!

#Objectophilia

BlackStatic Jul 13, 2023

actually, where the hell are all the #objectum #objectophilia #objectsexual #mechanophilia #osor instances/communities/people? i know there's plane fursonas and dragon trains and all but where are my fellow carfucker peeps? who else wants to stick their dick in the vcr unironically, or legitimately Feels Things when they see a shiny lamborghini or ferrari? Or gets hot and bothered when hearing certain polyphonic noises from an analogue synthesizer? or is it literally just me?

i'm lowkey remembering that post i saw screencapped a while back (not on mastodon) where an anon really fetishized bathroom tiles. need to meet more people like that /gen. normalize being freaky about inanimate objects y'all.