For the record and I'm sure to nobody's surprise: #NupToTheCup
We should replace the whole thing with Canapes For Critters day. Everyone can still dress up and get munted in a marquee, and the "bookies" will be representatives of animal-related causes taking donations. Corporate sponsors can offer matching "odds" to boost donations for obscure species.
"Double your donation to Unfunded Local Cat Rescue! 5 to 1 on pandas! 15 to 1 on Red Slender Loris! Hundred to one on Sibree’s Dwarf Lemur!"
Please & thank you.
Melbourne Cup Day today.
Excellent if you care about public holidays.
Terrible if you care about horses.
#NupToTheCup #MelbourneCup #MelbourneCupDay #Melbourne #AnimalRights #AnimalCruelty
Oh no, is it that day again?
Fuck horse racing.
Fuck gambling.
#animals #AnimalCruelty #NupToTheCup #Gambling #AnimalRights
Good morning Melbourne!
If you're a cunt who enjoys playing dressup and watching horse abuse whilst getting absolutely shitfaced, we're running train services all day to and from Flemington Racecourse.